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This is me and an old fling.  Her name is Gretchen.  I had more photos of her, but I can’t seen to find them anymore.  She was not a good lay either.I was surprised to see a home phone line, I didn’t realize i had a home phone in 2002.  Amazing
fuckheadmanip: So, you all got a glimpse at her with the Easter image I posted last night; here’s a fuller look. I had forgotten I had her body done last month and I merely had to do her face morphs for DAZ.I have to say doing this surprised me as
Picked up this butterfly knife for 10 bucks at a souvenir shop. What surprises me is that they sell brass knuckles, stun guns, pepper sprays, and knifes like it’s not big deal down here. Everything was on display in a glass box by the counters.
whatsa-smut: It was Ug’s birthday last week, so this is slightly late ^^ LOOOOOOOK EETT DIIISSS! BIRTHDAY ART FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITE ARTISTS OWO THANKS WHATSA FOR THIS! YOU REALLY SURPRISED ME WITH THIS! ^///^ I’VE ALWAYS KNEW THERE WOULD BE
royalsiblings: My brother said he wouldn’t be able to return home for Christmas, then surprised me on Christmas Eve. We fucked all night and had to come up with about twenty different excuses to explain our absence to our parents…
caseythered: thetremblingofmyhand: bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM None of this surprises me Prepared parents would tell them. Unfortunately, you don’t have to take parenting classes to
My boyfriend ♥ & friends surprise me yesterday with this cake. It was awesome!
clickold ask, suggested like 8543858469 times. Y’all it says nsfw, y u surprised when u click u___u lol omg *preview image is different than the linked image* couldn’t figure out crop ✌
crablice: susiebeeca: “Or… so… help…. me.” Poly Caterpillar is P-I-S-S-E-D. Say what you want, no one can beat the sheer power of an angry, scolding grandma! XD I’m surprised at how much fun she is to draw. This may or may not have something
thebigmonstersucc: My friend @ksuriuri surprised me with this on my bday 2 weeks ago and I died.
talesofsymphoniac: So this was fun and actually pretty accurate? I got “Casually feminine”
This was our very first post to Tumblr, and it’s proven surprisingly durable.
This week was hell at work and I also am pretty upset with myself for not even getting eight stories done this month. But Jenna surprised me with dinner out and we had a nice evening. Up now though and likely writing until I pass out again because sleep
petitedeviant: Afternoon EroticaShort on time and always rushing, I was surprised when I realized I had subconsciously slowed my steps as I got closer to his address.I’m nervous. This dawns on me, out of character and slightly amusing, and then I notice
greenbizarre: Soohyun surprised me with a beatuiful bracelet as a gift and then later, after we sat by the fireplace together he said “there’s no other I would like to spend the holidays with” Hoon and i made our own handmade ornaments and then
ojiru: I used to have such high standards for myself and now I’m surprised when I’m able to clean my room or wake up on time or do anything productive
Yesterday my friends showed up at my house and said they had a surprise for me. This was my surprise. I’m sitting in the middle of an abandoned treehouse. A man named James Walker built this house for his grandchildren. You can tell it’s
bloodyqueefs: Yesterday my friends showed up at my house and said they had a surprise for me. This was my surprise. I’m sitting in the middle of an abandoned treehouse. A man named James Walker built this house for his grandchildren. You can tell
critical-quit: fattyatomicmutant: bogleech: Just when I think I’ve already heard all the ugliest nastiest fucking anti-choice arguments another ghoul like this surprises me. I’m livid at this what the everloving chryslerfuck? That still doesn’t
monkeilii: Kangin: I’ve heard a lot about it from members but coming to Tokyo Dome~Sungmin: *goes next to him* You were surprised right?!Eunhyuk: There are many things to congratulate today. I also want to show Kangin-ssi something he wasn’t able
risingoflights: unofficiallydisney: This makes me so happy There’s a very good, clear message here that is surprisingly hard to articulate. You go, dragon. You go.
Just when I think I’m probably just a full gay that wouldn’t mind making out with girls, something happens to remind me just how pansexual I really am. This is why I haven’t officially labeled myself yet.
fuckheadmanip: So, you all got a glimpse at her with the Easter image I posted last night; here’s a fuller look. I had forgotten I had her body done last month and I merely had to do her face morphs for DAZ. I have to say doing this surprised me as
stfueverything: rhube: meagan-hood: brattybrows: this is so sad yet important 12 or under. Think about it. None of this surprises me. It makes me angry that it will surprise a lot of men. Also, look at the sheer number of votes. This goes beyond
Eeee~ >w< Core aka Exvarn ( @exvarn / @masterexvarn ) just randomly surprised me with this wonderful little art of my fursona. >w< I love it! *pounces him* Thank you, spottybutt! <3
i-like-eyes:Weirdly Specific Artist Ask GameDidn’t see a lot of artist ask games, wanted to make a silly one. (I wrote this while sick out of my mind last year and it’s been collecting dust in my drafts, I might as well let it run free)1.
opencasketsurgery:Everyone was talking about Pearl in sweaters, and Artie, and.. it was inevitable. !!!! Ohhh my gosh!!!! This is such a wonderful unexpected surprise! Just. Its SO CUTE, you draw so cute oh my gosh. I lovelovelove how you drew her ears
Me: *browsing app games* oh, this one sounds interesting, I wonder what the gameplay looks like.App Page: Play our game! *image of title screen*Me: Cool, what does the gameplay look like?App Page: Play as cool characters! *image of non-gameplay rendering
whatslifewithoutfandoms: stardusted: Aussie Builders surprise public with loud empowering statements in new Snickers Australia Ad. Watch it until the end if you’re assuming this is pro-equality.
talkdowntowhitepeople: talkdowntowhitepeople: do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these and this until I did my hair this morning and
awkwardtimezone: gaius-d: It still surprises me at how few people have seen Freak of the Week, and I love sharing it with friends because of the inevitable, “How the hell have I never seen this?” look of awe drawn out on their face. And man, it
souladdict: I can SEE that it’s really hard, but dear, according to my calendar it is not the Relief Day yet. Now be a good boy and dip it in the ice bucket to cool yourself down and then pull the pants up again. It actually surprises me that you are
This card tho!!😱😍😍 It’s crazy how something so simple can touch your heart. She really surprised me 2day!! Thank you I really do appreciate and LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH! This meant a lot to me! #FeelingSomeTypeOfWay #ThankYou #FeelingLoved
my heart is still racing tbh. this is the extent of how much i love rimming. this is the extent of how much i need jesus.
Angel's Nest
rudluffpindolla: dianasaidwhat: homosexuallyisolated: me, a reasonably depressed edo period pilgrim: just do it. fuck me up Is this real It most certainly is! The Edo period was wild. I think this excerpt is from Edo Culture: Daily Life and Diversions
monicayasmin: so i was rewatching the world god only knows in dub and this surprised me a little to say the least
Nick came home with flowers today. For no reason whatsoever either. It really surprised me:) Purple flowers to go along with everything else in my house that is purple lol
beaugarcon88: Omg I still got it! Now I’m fucking tired though. Shame about the lighting. God this surprised me. I haven’t tried this in years, probably since I was about 19. So, around seven years later, not too shabby. Tomorrow will tell as to
sizvideos: Students surprise teacher with kittens to cheer her up after 16 years old cat died
debrides: 2goldensnitches: vashtijoy: Eighteen hours later. Hate gets its running shoes on. Should we be surprised This is terrifying
patricideisforwinners: whiteboyinsuburbia: patricideisforwinners: socialjusticeichigo: patricideisforwinners: Not very many people on tumblr have been posting about the protests and police violence in St. Louis right now. This surprises me. It’s
last night darfin surprised me and took me out for a date (saw zootopia wee) and it was really cute and he was so lovey and I felt bad because I was so tired and not peppy, but he was all playful and touch-y and just super duper into me and he asked how
ok now this surprises me
This is pretty accurate. I am not surprised. I am the least amount Hufflepuff which makes sense because it’s the lamest house and I am not lame.
gaius-d: It still surprises me at how few people have seen Freak of the Week, and I love sharing it with friends because of the inevitable, “How the hell have I never seen this?” look of awe drawn out on their face. And man, it really is gorgeous.
This one, however, I like. Surprised I never posted it.
the-world-surprises-me-every-day: Tantas que ya no sé 😂 Nose, pero esta es la ultima vez 🙈🙊
the-world-surprises-me-every-day: -Tengo un secreto, el diario de Meri. Blue jeans.
This is what my fiance surprised me with when I got home from work last night. a candlelight dinner out on my front porch, with Christmas lights surrounding us. She made me Steak, green beans, biscuits, and mash potatoes. This is like a dream come true.
When I opened this package and saw HOP POP’S I.O.U I instantly fell in love. Also there’s a domino 2! Seriously I can’t wait till Saturday for the new season!
End of Summer
HentaiPorn4u.com Pic- Sorry to pry but my curiosity got the better of me, your bf answered a post about asexuality and mentioned you’re asexual and not comfortable with nudity or sexuality. This surprised me based on your blog content and previously
im so conflicted on watching season four cause this is where the focus is mainly shifted towards yumi and touko’s relationship and I’m already so used to three seasons of focus on sachiko and yumi relationship budding heLP
i dont think ive ever mentioned it here but a few days ago my mom surprised me by saying she orDERED ME A NEW COMPUTER (its a half birthday present) AND IT JUST GOT HERE TODAY AND I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
me: i h8 r/wb/yme: -buys cheap r/wb/y poster and frame from store and hangs it on my wall-me: h8 this shit
Guys, my coworker just surprised me by bringing me a milkshake to my desk :’)
Someone messaged me anonymously on my other blog in super hateful language basically telling me how shitty of a person I am and how sorry for me they feel. Uh? If anything I actually feel bad for you… Projecting all this hatred towards someone they’ve
